I Lost My Sense Of Smell To A Frog
"Political talk radio is not my thing. Listening to some people mouth off about how wrong someone else is just doesn't do it for me." [Buzzmachine: comments]
"People were respectful of the artist and the intimacy of his work, and the artist responded by opening up in a way that seemed entirely unrehearsed and from the heart; in turn, both the audience and the artist paid homage to the stunning facility (acoustically and architecturally) that housed the show." [Whatevs.org]
"I was seated between Phoebe Gubelmann and Ivanka Trump. Ms. Trump dates Ms. Gubelmann’s brother Bingo. Bingo was not there on Thursday night because he’s teaching young children down in the Bahamas." [NY Social Diary]
"The only thing funnier than award-hungry celebrities playing mentally handicapped people are award-hungry celebrities with bad PR and a Q factor of negative infinity plus one trying to become America's sweetheart again by playing mentally handicapped people." [Lindsayism]
"The duct tape isn't fooling me. I assure you it was nothing more than one of those calculated moves, typical to self-loathing grad students, in which they carefully 'slum up' their personal possessions. Anybody who uses duct tape legitmately would have been able to fix the fucking hinge. It's just a fucking glove compartment." [Veiled Conceit]
"To all the cowardly anonymous pieces of dogshit who only came here to spew venom, you can all eat a bowl o' dicks." [IKeepADiary: 04.27.2005]
"You know you are a Flickr geek when u have to go to the hospital tomorrow and hope you'll be able to post the x-rays of your innards" [More Than Donuts]
"We went for pillows. We came back with furniture. You know how it goes. Forget that neither of us has much restraint when it comes to shopping, but who leaves IKEA without using one of those huge carts? Not us, boy howdy." [This Fish]
"my goodness, i just plum disliked this album [Bad Religion's bizarre 70's prog-rockish "Into The Unknown" (1983)] when it came out. i remember it being a record to avoid. one that kids would try to fool others into buying." [Strange Reaction: Comments]
"The girl on the left had a conversation with her father before the game where she was expressly warned to "not over-do it with Kickin' Chicken." Kickin' Chicken? you ask? That's Kentucky-speak for Wild Turkey. I think I love her too." [Dynatrite]
"People were respectful of the artist and the intimacy of his work, and the artist responded by opening up in a way that seemed entirely unrehearsed and from the heart; in turn, both the audience and the artist paid homage to the stunning facility (acoustically and architecturally) that housed the show." [Whatevs.org]
"I was seated between Phoebe Gubelmann and Ivanka Trump. Ms. Trump dates Ms. Gubelmann’s brother Bingo. Bingo was not there on Thursday night because he’s teaching young children down in the Bahamas." [NY Social Diary]
"The only thing funnier than award-hungry celebrities playing mentally handicapped people are award-hungry celebrities with bad PR and a Q factor of negative infinity plus one trying to become America's sweetheart again by playing mentally handicapped people." [Lindsayism]
"The duct tape isn't fooling me. I assure you it was nothing more than one of those calculated moves, typical to self-loathing grad students, in which they carefully 'slum up' their personal possessions. Anybody who uses duct tape legitmately would have been able to fix the fucking hinge. It's just a fucking glove compartment." [Veiled Conceit]
"To all the cowardly anonymous pieces of dogshit who only came here to spew venom, you can all eat a bowl o' dicks." [IKeepADiary: 04.27.2005]
"You know you are a Flickr geek when u have to go to the hospital tomorrow and hope you'll be able to post the x-rays of your innards" [More Than Donuts]
"We went for pillows. We came back with furniture. You know how it goes. Forget that neither of us has much restraint when it comes to shopping, but who leaves IKEA without using one of those huge carts? Not us, boy howdy." [This Fish]
"my goodness, i just plum disliked this album [Bad Religion's bizarre 70's prog-rockish "Into The Unknown" (1983)] when it came out. i remember it being a record to avoid. one that kids would try to fool others into buying." [Strange Reaction: Comments]
"The girl on the left had a conversation with her father before the game where she was expressly warned to "not over-do it with Kickin' Chicken." Kickin' Chicken? you ask? That's Kentucky-speak for Wild Turkey. I think I love her too." [Dynatrite]
