The Quotable Blogger
"One day I'm going to eat a shit sandwhich from the Shit Sandwhich Cafe and offer them a nice big bite." [Eurotrash]
"Now we realize the truth; anyone can be a hero. Our heroes don’t need to be brave or selfless or noble, our heroes just need to be in the wrong place at the wrong time." [The Morning News]
"He made a momsicle, basically." [MemeFirst]
"Remember the Pilgrims and those weird oversized blouse collars they wore? They looked like they were putting on bibs before hitting Red Lobster." [Gawker]
"Who knew that Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl were into hot incest action? Or that Elastigirl likes to engage in sticky, athletic sex with Syndrome, her nemesis?" [Panopticist]
"My pediatrician friend had a theory of his own. The older the couple, the increased likelihood of conceiving dwarf babies." [Maccers]
"Dude says this one's really about young conservatives, but the lyrics sure are careful not to crap on potential purchasers' fresh-pressed khakis." [Pitchfork]
"i returned home to reluctantly fork over a stupid amount of money to a wage-rapist commonly referred to as 'locksmith'." [The Real Janelle]
"Yeah, this 'my music is being perverted by evil consumerism' trope is, well, getting trope-ish, but goddamn: what sort of idiot advertises his beer using a song about heroin addiction?" [Twinkle Twinkle]
"I want to wear intricate hats, own a fief and rule serfs with an iron, yet delicately gloved fist." [Verbose Coma]
"Try being within a furlong of my bovsness for more than five seconds without simultaneously shitting your pants and fingerbanging your hot and throbbing lab-maj, you filthy fucking sloot!" [So Sayeth The Peabs]
"This is gonna be huge... like HUGE HUGE HUGE!!!" [Calacanis]
"Hey, Guy In The Bar who keeps going up to the group of four girls dancing to George Michael, give it up." [My Blog Is Poop]
"If all journalists were this hot, I might actually go to some of those MediaBistro gatherings." [Radosh]
"Call me crazy but I don't think opening up by saying that you have worked on "celebrity scum reports" is really the best way to position oneself." [MB Toolbox]
"I'm not one to toot my own horn (or tell the truth for that matter), but I'd be doing both you and myself a disservice if I didn't share how elated I am right now - I realize this is small-time in the grand scheme o' things, but I've finally cracked the 1,000,000-most popular sites on Alexa." [This Is What We Do Now]
"I don't enjoy listening to Bright Eyes. I just don't. I harbor the same dislike for Gabriel Garcia Marquez's work - everyone raves, but I just don't like it." [Hermitude In NYC]
"When Rasheed gets pissed, he gets the crazy eyes. His jersey comes untucked. He is pure intensity. There is no theater quite like a Rasheed Wallace technical foul." [spinachdip]
"Looking back, I am reminded of something a friend once said concerning taking a large dump. He said, 'This must be what it’s like for a woman after having a baby. You know, that extreme sense of relief.'" [The Daily Dump]
"While usually known for its annual swap with bread, Matza (sic) – the flat, unleavened bread of Passover, is inspiring downtown artists." [Gothamist]
"Now we realize the truth; anyone can be a hero. Our heroes don’t need to be brave or selfless or noble, our heroes just need to be in the wrong place at the wrong time." [The Morning News]
"He made a momsicle, basically." [MemeFirst]
"Remember the Pilgrims and those weird oversized blouse collars they wore? They looked like they were putting on bibs before hitting Red Lobster." [Gawker]
"Who knew that Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl were into hot incest action? Or that Elastigirl likes to engage in sticky, athletic sex with Syndrome, her nemesis?" [Panopticist]
"My pediatrician friend had a theory of his own. The older the couple, the increased likelihood of conceiving dwarf babies." [Maccers]
"Dude says this one's really about young conservatives, but the lyrics sure are careful not to crap on potential purchasers' fresh-pressed khakis." [Pitchfork]
"i returned home to reluctantly fork over a stupid amount of money to a wage-rapist commonly referred to as 'locksmith'." [The Real Janelle]
"Yeah, this 'my music is being perverted by evil consumerism' trope is, well, getting trope-ish, but goddamn: what sort of idiot advertises his beer using a song about heroin addiction?" [Twinkle Twinkle]
"I want to wear intricate hats, own a fief and rule serfs with an iron, yet delicately gloved fist." [Verbose Coma]
"Try being within a furlong of my bovsness for more than five seconds without simultaneously shitting your pants and fingerbanging your hot and throbbing lab-maj, you filthy fucking sloot!" [So Sayeth The Peabs]
"This is gonna be huge... like HUGE HUGE HUGE!!!" [Calacanis]
"Hey, Guy In The Bar who keeps going up to the group of four girls dancing to George Michael, give it up." [My Blog Is Poop]
"If all journalists were this hot, I might actually go to some of those MediaBistro gatherings." [Radosh]
"Call me crazy but I don't think opening up by saying that you have worked on "celebrity scum reports" is really the best way to position oneself." [MB Toolbox]
"I'm not one to toot my own horn (or tell the truth for that matter), but I'd be doing both you and myself a disservice if I didn't share how elated I am right now - I realize this is small-time in the grand scheme o' things, but I've finally cracked the 1,000,000-most popular sites on Alexa." [This Is What We Do Now]
"I don't enjoy listening to Bright Eyes. I just don't. I harbor the same dislike for Gabriel Garcia Marquez's work - everyone raves, but I just don't like it." [Hermitude In NYC]
"When Rasheed gets pissed, he gets the crazy eyes. His jersey comes untucked. He is pure intensity. There is no theater quite like a Rasheed Wallace technical foul." [spinachdip]
"Looking back, I am reminded of something a friend once said concerning taking a large dump. He said, 'This must be what it’s like for a woman after having a baby. You know, that extreme sense of relief.'" [The Daily Dump]
"While usually known for its annual swap with bread, Matza (sic) – the flat, unleavened bread of Passover, is inspiring downtown artists." [Gothamist]
