Rumors Of My Demise Have Been Dead-On

I apologize to the tens of people who stumbled upon this site and got the wrong idea, even if I politely nudged some of you here. I had a hosting plan for this domain set up over a year ago and I would have let it expired had I actually paid attention to the automatic renewal notice. Nick and Lock have been trying to talk me into doing another one of those "blog about blogs" (think Blog Herald with bitchy blog gossip and trash-talkin') and while I seriously entertained the idea for about 15 minutes I eventually came to my senses. (It's amazing what a Law & Order re-run can do for the psyche, Angie Harmon really makes me feel safe and calm.) I realized I'd rather blog about death than blogs and ran with the joke, forgetting to make it funny along the way.

If I had the talent of someone like Sac, I would write up obituaries, most likely from the point of view of Iron Maiden's Eddie. Instead, I offered an American Psycho homage that represents a conceptual trifecta of the archetype Young Manhattanite, death, and music. I doubt I'll do much with this site, though I could change my mind tomorrow. Check infrequently.