Flashing your stigmata and repackaging your prayers
"Several years ago I published a blog called Boro6. Boro6 was intended to mock stylish hipster blogs that always trumpeted the wonders of life on the Lower East Side or in Williamsburg - at the time I lived in a slum in the Greenville section of Jersey City...Eventually I ran out of things to write about, and moved to Virginia." [Rob Sterling]
"Dr. Phil interviews Pat O'Brien on a CBS prime time special tonight. A thousand washed-up pop singers could expose a thousand sagging breasts and not cast a ripple on the mile-deep pond of immoral sludge that this TV hour represents." [There's a Blog in My Throat]
"But in defense of others who 'sit on computers all day long and write about people they don’t know anything about,' once you’ve seen someone getting doggystyled in night-vision in front of a Chris Rock concert on the television (over and over again), you kind of feel like you know them." [Defamer]
"I must say, it was fantastic learning how to use door rams and the enforcer as well as other specialist tools to gain entry 'Hollywood' style to a venue." [The Thin Blue Line]
"If your mother is a male inmate at a maximum security prison then a soapcard would probably be inappropriate. In all other cases, it is a cute and fuzzy sentiment that produces a satisfyingly foamy lather." [Spirit Fingers]
"Dr. Phil interviews Pat O'Brien on a CBS prime time special tonight. A thousand washed-up pop singers could expose a thousand sagging breasts and not cast a ripple on the mile-deep pond of immoral sludge that this TV hour represents." [There's a Blog in My Throat]
"But in defense of others who 'sit on computers all day long and write about people they don’t know anything about,' once you’ve seen someone getting doggystyled in night-vision in front of a Chris Rock concert on the television (over and over again), you kind of feel like you know them." [Defamer]
"I must say, it was fantastic learning how to use door rams and the enforcer as well as other specialist tools to gain entry 'Hollywood' style to a venue." [The Thin Blue Line]
"If your mother is a male inmate at a maximum security prison then a soapcard would probably be inappropriate. In all other cases, it is a cute and fuzzy sentiment that produces a satisfyingly foamy lather." [Spirit Fingers]
Comments:
"Stoned off her gourd Jessica Simpson momentarily forgets she’s on Willie Nelson’s tour bus, and that’s she’s not a bus driver, and that she’s not actually in a gang, and what planet she’s on." -Goldenfiddle
http://goldenfiddle.com/2005/05/04/he-blinded-me-with-scientology/
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