Gentle Bottom Love

Bloggers of the world, sing loud in celebration! Salvation has arrived for those fat asses you sit on all day typing away about cat vomit and why Karl Rove is a dickhead. If you have not optimized your workstation ergonomics (which I have done by installing a hammock and bug-zapper) then help has arrived in the mendable form of a butt-cushion called the Bottom Reformulator. DailyCandy has "no idea" if it works but they recommend it anyway sight-unseen on the word of the manufacturer. Has it really come to this? Giving a stamp of approval without even a reader testimonial? Perhaps they got "vigorously tested" confused with unrelenting ass-pounding.
Bringing Up the Rear [DailyCandy]