I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified
"I've done hundreds, if not thousands, of rock and roll interviews over the years. They're pretty easy. The first question is usually "what are your influences?" Then they ask what your favorite breakfast cereal is, and maybe something about Star Wars." [Dr. Frank]
"Though it seems like beating up your kids will bring our boys home, and in a perfect world it certainly would, the Iraq situation is much more complicated than you might think." [Girls Are Pretty]
"I can't see much of a difference between the wrestling priest and the dancing priest. Both are operating in unusual spheres and both are using their bodies in ways that most people would not consider typical for a priest." [A Saintly Salmagundi: comments]
"My ears ring really loudly when I get drunk these days. I wish that wouldn't happen." [Now I Wanna Be Your Blog]
"A more responsible society would mark our counterfeit pies with prominent signs like "Watch out - fake pie!" or "Ceci n'est pas une pie" or "My name is George Bush and I approve this pie." But instead you find the false pie like an oasis of pie in a pieless desert, and starved for crisp, rich deliciousness you slice off a piece and bite in, only to find the shock of recognition: This isn't a pie! This is some crap fake pie!" [Fafblog]
"Ohmotherfuckerchristshitdamnfuck-sonofabitchshitmotherfucker!!!" [Brutal Women]
"He invested it in rare coins. Yes, you read right, rare coins. You know where you get them, in that shabby little shop over there in the strip mall next to the Quickie Mart. It's like investing in Slurpees." [All Spin Zone]
"A few months ago, they found a pair of severed legs and a hand in the subway station one block away. I'm tired of living here." [Celibate in the City]
"I don't watch soccer to be truly moved. I watch soccer because it's the only sport that condones excessive drinking and screaming at friend and foe alike." [We Call It Soccer]
"The cool thing was, I was in the Target security booth at the time, so I was watching it on the monitor. And the angle was totally film school, like I didn't see any ass or anything, but I could see the carpet below her slowly darken as the urine spread through the fibers." [Hookers on Stilts]
"Though it seems like beating up your kids will bring our boys home, and in a perfect world it certainly would, the Iraq situation is much more complicated than you might think." [Girls Are Pretty]
"I can't see much of a difference between the wrestling priest and the dancing priest. Both are operating in unusual spheres and both are using their bodies in ways that most people would not consider typical for a priest." [A Saintly Salmagundi: comments]
"My ears ring really loudly when I get drunk these days. I wish that wouldn't happen." [Now I Wanna Be Your Blog]
"A more responsible society would mark our counterfeit pies with prominent signs like "Watch out - fake pie!" or "Ceci n'est pas une pie" or "My name is George Bush and I approve this pie." But instead you find the false pie like an oasis of pie in a pieless desert, and starved for crisp, rich deliciousness you slice off a piece and bite in, only to find the shock of recognition: This isn't a pie! This is some crap fake pie!" [Fafblog]
"Ohmotherfuckerchristshitdamnfuck-sonofabitchshitmotherfucker!!!" [Brutal Women]
"He invested it in rare coins. Yes, you read right, rare coins. You know where you get them, in that shabby little shop over there in the strip mall next to the Quickie Mart. It's like investing in Slurpees." [All Spin Zone]
"A few months ago, they found a pair of severed legs and a hand in the subway station one block away. I'm tired of living here." [Celibate in the City]
"I don't watch soccer to be truly moved. I watch soccer because it's the only sport that condones excessive drinking and screaming at friend and foe alike." [We Call It Soccer]
"The cool thing was, I was in the Target security booth at the time, so I was watching it on the monitor. And the angle was totally film school, like I didn't see any ass or anything, but I could see the carpet below her slowly darken as the urine spread through the fibers." [Hookers on Stilts]
Comments:
Thanks for the link. I enjoyed all of the linkage thefts. I'm still (marginally) chuckling.
I can't believe my youngest is going to St. Johns in the fall.
Fucking New York. What is the fucking attraction???? Especially Queens.
(Just kidding. I [[heart]] NYC.)
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