Friday, June 24, 2005

Tom Cruise's Controlled Substance Abuse

tom cruiseOkay, it used to be easy to ignore the kumikaze-crazed comments of Tom Cruise and simply look in bewilderment that a human being such as him actually exists WITHOUT THE USE OF DRUGS OR MECHANICAL PARTS, but now he has gone too far with this "no such thing as chemical imbalances" stuff. He's trying to bull(shit)doze the very bedrock that keeps Manhattan above water. Someone needs to deliver him a serotonin re-uptake uppercut or the goons from Pfizer should give him the "Jersey weeds" treatment. [Pictured: Tom Cruise "respecting the cock" as T.J. Mackey in Magnolia]
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