Friday, June 24, 2005

Tom Cruise's Controlled Substance Abuse

tom cruiseOkay, it used to be easy to ignore the kumikaze-crazed comments of Tom Cruise and simply look in bewilderment that a human being such as him actually exists WITHOUT THE USE OF DRUGS OR MECHANICAL PARTS, but now he has gone too far with this "no such thing as chemical imbalances" stuff. He's trying to bull(shit)doze the very bedrock that keeps Manhattan above water. Someone needs to deliver him a serotonin re-uptake uppercut or the goons from Pfizer should give him the "Jersey weeds" treatment. [Pictured: Tom Cruise "respecting the cock" as T.J. Mackey in Magnolia]

Comments:

Anonymous Neil said...

It's also unAmerican. Is he trying to destroy our Prozac-based economy?

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom's so full of it and nuts that perhaps an electroshock enema is in order.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Script said...

Scientologists are scary and cannot be trusted. I mean really, anit-drugs? Everyone loves drugs sometimes.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole TomKat thing is outing Cruise more than anything he's ever done. Plus, I believe he's about to implode. Looks like he's totally lost his mind.

10:43 AM  
Blogger F.A. said...

that's what happens when your publicist is your sister.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Irony of ironies: the very thing this lunatic denigrates (psychiatry and medication) appears to be the very thing he needs most. Scientology is in deep shit if this is the poster boy they offer us. Little giggling Tommy-boy: stick to memorizing scripts.

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wear you TomCat pride on your chest

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2005/06/show_your_tomca_1.html

10:40 AM  
Blogger L'Emmerdeur said...

Perhaps T.J. Mackey needs a short but brutal visit from Vic Mackey, in which a chemical imbalance is induced via removal of the pituitary gland (at which point getting sodomized will no longer release endorphins).

10:25 AM  
Blogger L'Emmerdeur said...

Also: Ha! Comments.

10:26 AM  

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