Thursday, July 21, 2005

Eater Takes Bite Out Of Gothamist

The man who has turned in his stripes for flower-patterned shirts, Lockhart Steele, expands his citizen service journalism empire with the launch of a Curbed-branded sub-domained blog called Eater that will focus on food, restaurants, and the people who eat food and go to restaurants.

Piggy-backing New York food aficionados on the real estate obsessed is a natural move as market research studies have shown that those who buy or rent apartments also buy and eat food in restaurants, even sometimes in the apartments they own or rent.

Now cover your ears to protect yourself from the cries you hear bellowing from Thompson Street and the bowels of Jake Dobkin. Lock just needs to add someone who can rip (and I mean, rip) headlines from the daily papers, Pitchfork, and an arts/movies buff with bite to produce what everyone has always wanted: Gothamist, but actually good.

Comments:

Blogger sac said...

Snap!

2:01 PM  
Blogger dana said...

Jackanapes!

3:58 PM  
Blogger Ellen said...

Wow, that was a wicked burn. I would watch your back - I bet Thompson the attck-cat is hunting you right now.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Gawkerist said...

It's gonna be so great when Lock hires you ...

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right! And this snarky intellectual insight is coming from a guy writing a crime blog in New York City that has never mentioned Robert Chambers.

You ain't got no cred man!

Gothamist just needs a little focus and more of an identity.

Btw, Robert Chambers is like this guy who like strangled a girl in Central Park and like made sorta kinda fun of it by twisting off a girl doll's head and saying "Oops, I think I killed it". It was in all the papers. Seriously! http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/blogs/wtc/index.php?cmd=showentry&eid=18

Harry Les

12:49 PM  
Blogger krucoff said...

Dude, don't ever use the "s....y" word around here again. Jesus, contamination like that is enough reason to shut down this site for good lest the virus spreads.

And what's this nonsense about crime in New York City? We have some?? If we do it wouldn't interest me anyway. I'm way more into midwest meth labs. Damn, I knew I should have called the site Methed to give it the proper "focus" and "identity" as you say.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typical s___ky response

2:20 PM  
Blogger krucoff said...

Well, you bought your ticket, you knew what you were getting into...

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what? I like you guy. I usually only go for hot rich guys, but I like you, for some reason.

We're actually looking for bloggers on the other team. Take a look at this forum and let us know if you're interested. Okay? http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/index.php?showforum=663

Harry Les

2:36 PM  
Blogger krucoff said...

White Trash? I'm a perfect match. I grew up on a dirt field in Maryland, once had my nuts twisted in some farm machinery, and I can tell you in detail about Fred Offenhauser who refined a racing motor from a 220ci four-cylinder marine design and the engine that dominated Indianapolis until the arrival of the Cosworth V-8 was born. I just try not to get grease on my summer whites.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous dana said...

krucoff, I wouldn't trust any queer farmboy who doesn't even know how to do rudimentary html coding.

2:42 PM  
Blogger JasonCalacanis said...

ouch!

4:18 PM  
Blogger L'Emmerdeur said...

As long as it features safe sex with pandas, I'm in.

Also, I'll assume you guys are saving the Chambers story for a special Blottered Valentine's Day Massacre Edition (and I want attribution when you use that, you thieving blogger scum).

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh!

My!

God!

A sorta kinda gang bang-like burn from The Jason Calacanis, the little-pot-of-gold-hiding-Blog-God himself. Calacanis isn't Irish though, is it?

I'm sure you've heard that old joke ... just put an offer of VC funding under a tree and you are guaranteed to net yourself a Lepre, err Calacanis.

Harry Les

2:12 AM  
Blogger Jake said...

oh man- i actually felt guilty for the two minute wicked dis that i pulled on you last night at that online media panel-- using you as an example of how barriers to entry in weblogs work (that is, why you, who have worked for everyone in the business, cannot pull a decent site together- never, ever, ever). the audience was laughing so hard.

i only wish i had read post when you put it up- i could have really gone to town!

xxxooo, sucker!

8:35 PM  

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