Fly Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B-Lister
Open Letter to Jason Calacanis
CC: Dell, President Bush, Karl Rove, Michael Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Mr. and Mrs Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Brothers Weinstein, Jose Canseco, the chick who does the This Is 14th Street blog, and all candidates in the NYC mayoral race
Seriously JC, what's the deal with defending the ethics of BoingBoing over an innocent error (which, btw, I totally agree with you on) while you still haven't posted a correction to this entry on your blog where you claim Engadget made Time's 50 Coolest Websites list? It's time for you to swallow the medicine ball or we're gonna have to go extra rounds and trust me you don't want any of this. Just ask Jarvis's cut-man if you crave some mental scars before I deliver the physical ones.
You can run from responsibility but you can't hide the facts. You can wait all you want, but it's gonna be another year before Time's list is updated so I suggest you do the right thing and come clean now. Use that towel in your corner one way or another. You know that I know you know because you commented here when I pointed this out before. There's been no effort on your part to set the record straight or even do a strike-through on the original post. That's a lot of talk, man. Now is not the time for more words. Try action, it can be so much louder.
To paraphrase the great Muhammad Ali, you need to run on the road long before you dance under the lights. So get those sneakers on pronto, this ain't no roller disco.
CC: Dell, President Bush, Karl Rove, Michael Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Mr. and Mrs Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Brothers Weinstein, Jose Canseco, the chick who does the This Is 14th Street blog, and all candidates in the NYC mayoral race
Seriously JC, what's the deal with defending the ethics of BoingBoing over an innocent error (which, btw, I totally agree with you on) while you still haven't posted a correction to this entry on your blog where you claim Engadget made Time's 50 Coolest Websites list? It's time for you to swallow the medicine ball or we're gonna have to go extra rounds and trust me you don't want any of this. Just ask Jarvis's cut-man if you crave some mental scars before I deliver the physical ones.
You can run from responsibility but you can't hide the facts. You can wait all you want, but it's gonna be another year before Time's list is updated so I suggest you do the right thing and come clean now. Use that towel in your corner one way or another. You know that I know you know because you commented here when I pointed this out before. There's been no effort on your part to set the record straight or even do a strike-through on the original post. That's a lot of talk, man. Now is not the time for more words. Try action, it can be so much louder.
To paraphrase the great Muhammad Ali, you need to run on the road long before you dance under the lights. So get those sneakers on pronto, this ain't no roller disco.
Comments:
You know you've become really sensitive and moody since
a) you took that job as a < s >lackey< /s >researcher at Conde Nast.
and
b) since I called you the Andy Kaufman of blogging--tons of talent but probably won't last to long--and every picked up on it.
Just because we all refer to you as Kaufman now doesn't mean we don't love you or that want you to die. It's because we realize the certain tragedy that is your life. We love you Kaufman... we believe in the man on the moon.
Jason Calacanis types using a pencil wedged between his teeth, apparently. I'm so proud that the differently abled can run a weblog empire.
This makes me glad I don't blog.
-sac
MEOW.
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