Four On The Floor
I could try to explain this by saying "The Other Page" print issues (right column) were all one big joke, like I did in high school to a reporter for The Capital to explain our "underground newspaper" The Alaskan Elephant, but that ended with a shaved head and nearly getting expelled on the last day of my senior year. That's not the case here at all.Let there be no doubt that the current endeavor is completely serious as a quarterly journal of scholar and skull bongs. In response to Gawker's ass-hatted assertion that "there’s only been three issues" in under a year (the first one was published last September), I will personally hand-deliver issue #4 and a definition for "quarterly" to their headquarters next month to inform them we're not just sticking a pinwheel in the ass of the blogosphere and pushing them off a cliff.
Comments:
Yeah, but if you did that pinwheel up-the-ass thing to the blogosphere, it's likely no one would hold it against you.
I don't really have the energy to try to find it, but I'm pretty sure I remember a promise of issues of TOP delivered to my mailbox biweekly or monthly or something like that. Then again, I was also promised a year's worth of Radar two years ago. So maybe I just misunderstand subscription promises.
Skull bongs and pinwheels. It's the future, my friend.
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