Madonna, She's A Dick

Here's a re-cap of Chuck Klosterman's book party from the other night that I was commissioned to do for Gawker. In true Denton/Steele fashion, they refuse to pay me or even reimburse the taxi rides and late night San Loco meal I needed to get the job done properly. Maybe that's why I unconsciously took one too many books and ended up with an extra copy of Chuck's first book, Fargo Rock City. I don't want to profit from this drunken act of deceit, mainly because I'm sure the street value ain't what it used to be; rather, I'm offering it free to the reader who leaves the best comment on the general (interpret-as-you-like) topic of heavy metal. Please don't make my only choices result in a Sac and Gage flames-a-plenty codpiece shoot out.

UPDATE: Stacey H. has won the book contest with "I slept in an Iron Maiden t-shirt last night." (I'll give you a $100 iTunes gift certificate if you get Dave to wear the shirt at your wedding.)