Video Killed The Real Estate Star

This might be the saddest thing I've ever watched. I've rarely felt more embarrassed for another human being, much less someone I consider a friend, than right now. To question Lock's intentions or ask what the hell he was thinking when he decided to do this "video magazine" feature would be an insult to our mammalian brains for it would imply an actual "thought" went into his participation. Clearly there's a reason some people were meant to sit in front of a computer and not a camera.

The money-for-nothing shot? I'm pretty sure blogging's coffin is polybagged, sealed shut, and buried in a lumber yard the moment Lock starts toe-tapping. Please, try to look away...or cover your face with your hands leaving just enough space between two fingers to cop a squint. After that, you're on your own to cope with reality and deal with a week's worth of mental scars.

Lockhart Steele, Big Apple Blogger [Inman Stories]