I'm a PT, She's a PT, Wouldn't You Like To Be a Pretentious Twat Too?

Never fun opening the coffin of a dead joke but I just wanted to clarify a point about an earlier post since some people got the wrong idea. I hold both David and Alex in high regard, if not as model citizens (one of those cats has a serious bourbon fixation) then at least as interesting writers I'd rather read than 75% of the garbage out there. Pretentiousness wasn't really the point and normally I only use the phrase "pretentious twat" in family conversations. I went with it because there's a certain Alex Balkish quality to it, not as recipient but as deliverer. I really enjoy reading his music musings (as well as David's teen exploits) which were the not-so-sturdy base of my joke that fell flat on its twat. It was more about age and how those little fucks are younger and infinitely more talented than me. Naturally I'm jealous.