Squeezing Blottered From The Stoned

Mark your calendars for the nights of Oct 11-13 in blood, which doesn't necessarily have to be your own. There's going to be a (straight face, keep it...I know you can do it) Blottered launch party at the worst bar in NYC, Crime Scene, which is wholly appropiate and not for any name-related theme. The special occasion coincides with a certain northern California contributor, unfortunately not Jackson West, who insists on reading his resignation letter in person (though oddly written in third-person) at the event. He will also be honored with a Blottered Lifetime Achievement Award: magnum of Coors Light and a Big Maccer. The other nights will be rounded out with drinking activities (perhaps we'll continue with the "Three Nights of Blottered" to mark the miracle of an ad-free blog updated daily with no oil, money, fire, generator, spark plugs, key cards, mental energy, or regular contributors with interest) that will ensure he never returns to Our Universe's Capital or let me know if he does.