For Complex Sins, Soak Wonder Bread In Bathtub Gin...

I don't remember the last time I went to High Holiday services but I got suckered this year and it's sad only because I was enchanted by the phrase "boutique synagogue" and the promise of an open wine bar. [The Soho Synagogue]

Also, check out my rockin' new year's MP3 blog post about getting featured in the NY Daily News yesterday by everyone's favorite two-toned Jew turned born-again Catholic.