Sacramento Is The New New Yorker Festival

Next week we are hosting the inaugural Sacramento Is The New New Yorker Festival and barely-clothed events are tentatively planned for each night of week. Take off your "TOP" and please join us.

Monday: Opening Night, Private Reception @ Public, 8PM (For those not invited we suggest watching VH1 Classic for a couple hours)
Tuesday: Blottered.com Launch Party @ The Magician, 8PM (The week's main stage event)
Wednesday: Yom Kippur Observance/Sacto vs NYC Debate @ TBD, 8PM
Thursday: Punk Rock Happy Hour @ 12", 6:30-9PM (The week's side, but still killer, stage event)
Friday: Food/Photo/Knitting Blogger Meet-Up @ Staten Island Ferry, 7PM (Bring your wares and show-off!)

All or none of these parties may or may not occur, and not necessarily at the stated times and places. Check back often for updates. This has partial affiliation with SITNNY but absolutely none with the real New Yorker Festival.