You and I in a Little Toy Shop

Ah, every once in a blue mòõÀêòèâíîñòüòn, you get a spam email that sheds the skin of 1999 black dildo fascination street and provides something new and almost worthy to share with others. Perhaps the following suggests life on other planets or, more likely, a secret takeover plot by an underground army of bots now inhabiting Earth. I'm not saying Sac's long-argued assumptions hold more than a cup of water but if I could be a fly on the wall of this war room, I'd probably swat myself to death and hope to land in someone's soup.

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> Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2005 11:12:51 +0000
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