I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass
George Clooney also reads Young Manhattanite and has since put me on the payroll. All of the fabricated tips below were sent in over the past couple of weeks and Gawker has published them. Some of us are trying to preserve the sanctity of celebrity privacy, one fake sighting at a time...
Saw Martha Stewart today at about 5pm going into a hotel near the time warner center. I was shocked to see her and nearly said hi and then i saw the stone cold look on her face that basically said "Talk to me and I'll knife you" so we just kept walking on by.
I saw Liv Tyler at the children's boutique, Estella, on 6th Avenue between 12th and 13th streets. She was wearing jeans and sunglasses and was on her cell phone, perusing the clothing, I'm assuming, for her new baby.
I just saw Chris Rock leave the Tower Records at 66th & Broadway, buy a Mr. Softee cone, with rainbow sprinkles, and hop into a black Suburban.
I saw Sam Waterston on 32nd between 6th & 7th today around 9:45am. Nobody seemed to notice him since it was during commute time.
Saw Maggie Gyllenhaal in front of st pats on Mott and Prince, arm in arm with a girlfriend and listening to bagpipers practice for a wedding.
Saw Stephen Baldwin of all people, bargain-hunting at century 21 shoes. He was with a tall Italian-looking dude and cooing to a small child. Baldwin looked beefy but not unhealthy in that overgrown-frat-boy "I work in finance" kind of way.
Saw Richard Belzer at 83rd and Bway walking his dog along with a male friend. Does he ever take off those glasses?
My friends and I saw Claire Danes with what looked like her dad at Prune Restaurant on East 1st Street near Houston. The were both really messy.
Just passed by Chris Parnell on my way into Bloomingdale’s by 59th and Lex. He was wearing a green jacket, carrying a medium brown bag and was surprisingly very handsome.
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Previously: Gawker Stoker and Five Get Over Excited
Saw Martha Stewart today at about 5pm going into a hotel near the time warner center. I was shocked to see her and nearly said hi and then i saw the stone cold look on her face that basically said "Talk to me and I'll knife you" so we just kept walking on by.
I saw Liv Tyler at the children's boutique, Estella, on 6th Avenue between 12th and 13th streets. She was wearing jeans and sunglasses and was on her cell phone, perusing the clothing, I'm assuming, for her new baby.
I just saw Chris Rock leave the Tower Records at 66th & Broadway, buy a Mr. Softee cone, with rainbow sprinkles, and hop into a black Suburban.
I saw Sam Waterston on 32nd between 6th & 7th today around 9:45am. Nobody seemed to notice him since it was during commute time.
Saw Maggie Gyllenhaal in front of st pats on Mott and Prince, arm in arm with a girlfriend and listening to bagpipers practice for a wedding.
Saw Stephen Baldwin of all people, bargain-hunting at century 21 shoes. He was with a tall Italian-looking dude and cooing to a small child. Baldwin looked beefy but not unhealthy in that overgrown-frat-boy "I work in finance" kind of way.
Saw Richard Belzer at 83rd and Bway walking his dog along with a male friend. Does he ever take off those glasses?
My friends and I saw Claire Danes with what looked like her dad at Prune Restaurant on East 1st Street near Houston. The were both really messy.
Just passed by Chris Parnell on my way into Bloomingdale’s by 59th and Lex. He was wearing a green jacket, carrying a medium brown bag and was surprisingly very handsome.
Related: George Clooney [Gawker]
Previously: Gawker Stoker and Five Get Over Excited
