Congratulations, jrblucky13!
Judging a caption contest can be a taxing and hellish ordeal. Artistry, context, nuance, and subtly need to be taken into account. Then there's the problem of only 3 people entering. Best to let someone else decide.

That one won't need any help from Jeffrey Maier or Canseco's head!

That one won't need any help from Jeffrey Maier or Canseco's head!








