Free Baseball!! Freeeeee! Baseball!!!

I have a pair of tickets for this Friday's Yankees-Devil Rays game which I can't use. (They were free, whatever, go Mets.) Instead of using them as classy bookmarkers, I thought, how about giving them away in a caption contest that no one will enter? Great. These clever challenges of wascally wit are all the rage these days, but I find the concept to be a lazy pursuit. And I am one lazy motherpursuiter. So let's flip the equation: I supply the caption, you submit a cooked cartoon/pic/photoshopped image/anything that remotely makes a connection. Send entries to the contact email in upper right. Winner announced Friday morning.

Caption: "That one won't need any help from Jeffrey Maier or Canseco's head!" (source)

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