Plato's Retard

I said there would be more contributors to the YM Bomp-fest (invite only, sorry) and I'm pleased to announce, in addition to Sac and Gage, we have verbal committments from: Bible Re-Write/Taxidermy Artist Nate Hill, former NY Press editor Jeff Koyen, Washingtonienne (and mother of all whores) Jessica Cutler, Dealbreaker's John Carney, rock-n-roll best-selling author Dr. Frank, Catholic blogger (and mother of all reformed whores) Dawn Eden, and the Imaginary Socialite of New York's very real fashion world.

This is just the beginning of the party you spent hours looking for but couldn't find and had to settle for. Stick around, take a seat next to Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.