Something Gefilty at Jew Lagoon

I suggest sending in the IDF to secure the beach.

"No one has explicitly said, 'Let's get the Jews,' but we are looking at a whole bunch of 'coincidences' that I'd just like an explanation for," said Mr. Lester, a lawyer who works as a lifeguard on the weekends. He has been a lifeguard at Jones Beach for 39 years. "I've asked the state to discuss this, but they won't talk to me. All I want is a simple answer why the state is using their police force to investigate their own lifeguards over a CPR card."

Some Jewish Lifeguards Claim Bias at Jones Beach [NY Times]