YM Goes Stag

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick. I'm in a god-damn hurry.

Young Manhattanite enters over-charted territory today but it does so blindfolded, with one arm tied behind its back, and in no condition to make an early morning TV appearance. The doors of our windowless war room have been busted opened by twin battering rams, Chris Gage and Sac (El Kabong) who will be regular contributors here. Other prominent keyboard jockeys will be added soon. Sound exciting? It's like a celebrity sex tape, peace treaty, crime legislation decriminalizing marijuana, and dreaming about flying all in one.