Dope, Guns, and Blogging in the Streets

Bob Loblaw says:

"What used to be a wildly unpredictable chorus...using an adjective-addled lexicon that's one part Lester Bangs, one part street-person crazy talk."

That's an insanely convoluted sentence, considering its subject--that the average blogger writes like an acid victim with a thesaurus. Don't become the thing that you hate.

Shit. I thought the sauce was secret.

Related: Been there, sister. Been there.