Friday, September 08, 2006

Jason Calacanis Killed Dave Winer and Tim O'Reilly (or "When Animals Attack Without Fair Use Warning")

JC, you should have held it in longer. This is a face-off, dot-on, cock-out, cage-in match between the 800-pound gorilla and a white elephant in the room. Stand back, avoid wearing whites, and enjoy.

Winner: coin toss, but don't lose your quarter in the mounds of macaque mess covering the ground.

Up.d8: The title of this post is not intended to be literary. Jason Calacanis did not spring, roll, scuttle, or bugger out of bed twin-fisted with ornate trident and Queequeg's harpoon to kill Dave Winer and Tim O'Reilly at Heorot's open-source buffet bar. No, the point I'm shaking my head at is his shameless handicapping of the fight by pushing both men blindfolded off a cliff in wheelchairs and offering his very own ass-hissing razzberry cushion to land on.
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