Stepfathers of the Revolution

These collars don't run!

Everything I wrote about U.S. Senate Candidate Ray "Captain" Bly of Jessup, MD in 2004 remains objectively valid today - like a cryogenically frozen node-of-approval wrapped in a tinfoil sponge bath of Worcestershire sauce and thawing in a wheel well fire on Dover's lap 158 - as he makes another pass at our nation's bicameral luxury box from the shoulder of Route 1. Here's more background on the MD race.

His moral cash register, roadside resistance, and discomfort with a backpack of lies are as pure as a tall crystalline glass of waterable pot and nowhere near as brackish as his opponents' longneck-bottled promises bobbing against the current in baby pools of accountability:

I am a Billy Graham Christian. I think abortion is wrong. I don't think birth control is wrong though. The right to life is against any kind of birth control including looking at the calendar. The abortion rights people think the woman should have the right to have an abortion even with a perfectly healthy nine month old baby and in labor. Two extreme views. Nobody thinks. ...In a democracy you must compromise for the population. When I said bring back God to our country and our government and out politicians, the Jewish congregation called me a bigot, and a Jew basher. But as a Christian society, who helped them come to the new land and get settled after world war II, our Christian government. Who helped them set up a state of Israel in 1948 as a homeland? Our Christian based government. ...Homosexuality is the biggest issue of the day. NIH research shows it is not in the DNA. It's a lifestyle, as far as I could find out. I know it's against nature and every religion on this earth. But as Christians we do not need to bash homosexuals. They are still God's children. But they are still sinners in my God's eyes. We need not pass any special laws to protect them and give them special privileges. There’s enough laws on the books to protect every one of us from assault, battery, murder, etc.

CNN recognizes him, so should you.