Please Pass the Potatoes and Charity Plate

It was just a joke that was only supposed to go this far but damn, no one came back over the top in nearly FIVE DAYS?? That's not how online auctions are supposed to work!

Well, the fine print says the offer is for a party of four. I hope I can bring the Oxfeld, the Feld, and the Holley Ghost.

Previously: You'll Never Eat Lunch In This Frank Gehry-designed Cafeteria Again