Duane Reade, I'd Like To Thank You For Everything (Primarily Your Glass Vials)

I was going to say that Jason Calacanis resigning from AOL during the week that Nick Denton decided to become a full-time tech blogger is like the surfacing of Paris Hilton's sex tape when Fleshbot launched, but then I realized I was the only person in the room with a hard-on. Very familiar territory for me. The only thing left to do is to complete this triangle jerk with the sweet sounds of ecstasy - a clip from Calacanis's most recent podcast.

CalacanisCast - "It Feels Low Rent" [via Calacanis.com]