2006: The Year In Suck My Dick

1. Bitter internet rants. Tough-talkin' white guy don't scare me, so grow a pair and get over it, son. Time to be a man.

2. Wavery Inn. Fuck ye.

3. Being down on Freeman's. All the more devils-on-horseback for me.

4. Internet henchmen.

5. Borat and the self-loathing goyim who love him.

6. Link dumps. Related: your blog.

7. Kid from the WSJ getting all 101 on my ass.

8. Mild-mannered by day. Fuck that shit.

9. Courier. What is this, my college English paper?

10. Trashing the Voice. Let a dead man breathe, for chrissake.

11. Death and the fools who don't know to fear it.

12. Wisdom.

Back to your regular programming.