Girls Gone Erstwild: Inbox Colonic Edition

Jewcy Issue 02: Subversively Didactic is out.

The Grand Marquee would like you to hear their "Perfect" song. Also on the music tipple, I relive the summer of 2002.

The Big Three Killed My People: "As this JTA exclusive reveals, GM has a Nazi-era skeleton that has been lurking in its closet. The company was in league with Hitler commercially and helped power the Third Reich's war machine."

You Can Run, But You'll Probably Get Tired Because You're Old: "In a pair of tangents to the ongoing affair, last week, agency head Richard Edelman ducked a scheduled appearance at a panel co-sponsored by his agency in Washington, D.C., "Politics, Democracy & the Internet," when activists from Wal-Mart Watch showed up handing out flyers headlined "The Wal-Mart Flog" and chronicling the firm's involvement in the debacle." I guess he won't be showing his face at the WOMMA conference either after Jeff Jarvis cunched him in the punt. [MediaPost via Wal-Mart Watch]

Four Eyed Monsters opens in New York today.

Hospital Target: "Put your little one in the driver's seat with this sweet ride: the Peg Perego–licensed Vespa GT scooter works on dirt, grass and sidewalks."

Eet U Smakelijk: Punk stuff via Malatron

To the good folks at Aish Passaic, sorry but I'm not in.

Eater LA launches! I don't get it, where are the crime stories?

Todd Barry: Go to comixny.com. Put in promotional code ToddVIP and receive $5 off advance tickets. THIS CLUB DOES NOT HAVE A DRINK MINIMUM! (Caps are his.)

Blogger Karaoke Holiday Charity: $100-$500 for the charity of the blogger's choice. Requirements: Blogger visits SingShot.com a free online karaoke site. Bloggers must be invited by SingShot directly or through a SingShot proxy. To request an invitation: email angela at that URL.

From the guy who brought you The Shivah, a rabbinical adventure/mystery game, here's The Blackwell Legacy. The duo's first case will involve a series of suicides at NYU. Now that's bold.

Trimming Google by throwing the Dodgeball out with the sewer water? I'm not exactly sure what's going on here but I don't see the cute commentary anymore. (BTW, loved your nod to The Wire, even if it's Season 4, but you should have gone all out and created a criminal-style org chart for the web hoppers.)

And lastly, on that tail-grabbing/tiger-hollering note, don't forget: drinks at The Magician tonight with Jason Calacanis. Should be weird. Lockhart will be the only Gawker Media rep in attendance (though I have a feeling even he will bail) but we'll toast Gawker's impressive resurgence all the same. Good job, guys. That's a rare moment of YM sincerity. I don't often break out of my "all wind and piss like a tanyard cat" act on this blog.