It's Like Guy Lombardo Meets Amanda Congdon

Do you have plans for Sunday night? Other than a botched suicide? Riiiiight, you're too cool for that. I'm here to help. All are cordially invited to my apartment for bean dip and Diplo. Yes, the DVR will be working overtime all night.

The rest of the YM crew will be in attendance for our annual gift exchange of stuff we didn't like but are too lazy to return. Leftovers are inevitable.

The action starts at 9pm. We have nail guns, matching red headbands, and we'll be taking turns playing Russian Roulette with an old rotary phone to see who has to call one of those ch. 35 Asian escort numbers.

Also: Collages are fun.