The Other Buzzmachine

Gallery of Stick Figure Warning Signs
Say what you will about my ability to stick with something longer than a GBV song, but goddamn if my fingers weren't dipped in The Prophetical Palmolive (Jan Miner, I'm pointing at you) when I typed this blogging mission statement 3 years ago. That's right Maslow, self-actualize this.

(Bad Punning + Metaphor Mixing + Indiscriminate Bolding)*LES Neighbor Bashing/(Gawker Obsessing - Kicker Baiting) = Buttloads of CollegeHumor.com Traffic

OK, so I gave up on bolding and the last part should be flipped to: "minus CollegeHumor.com Masturbating) = Buttloads of Kicker Traffic" but the Axiom of Evil is still ticking and licking wounds. Those who doubt its strength will only be killed slower.

See also: Current AYM