Oy is Yo Backwards

From the inbox: Comedian-rapper Eric Schwartz (a.k.a. Smooth-E) is this year's dreidel kingpin with the release of his holiday Heeb-hop hit "Chocolate Coins."

Hide it in a box: "Anyone who says it's impossible to be a stoner and a parent has either never been a stoner, or never been a parent." - Reefer Dadness, Neal Pollack. His Alternadad column on Jewcy has become a must-read.

Boxing matches: David Kelsey, one of the feistiest rabbil-rousers in the Jewesphere, goes after Big Aish and delicately hints that I was a Fievel Mousekewitz on a field trip who fell for their Rube Goldberg trap. He makes some good points I wouldn't argue with here, but that's mainly because I've met him and it will be much more fun to do it in person. I propose a Shabbat Showdown at the Weiss's.

Do not open box: Dawn Eden has been releasing a series of "Chastening Thoughts" videos on YouTube to promote her new book. The other day I offered her some unsolicited advice:

1. Mix up the locales. Shoot one in front of the Planned Parenthood building near the Daily News offices. Use tomatoes.

2. Consider adopting the "skin to win" philosophy of video-making. Doesn't even have to be yours.

3. If you've kept a handy list of all the guys who boned you before taking the chastity vow, now's the time to dig up those skeletons and publish the "Done Eden" report.

4. I'm sure you have a raunchy sex tape in your past. Release it. Now.

She doesn't exactly comply but this is still pretty awesome.