The Most Important [anything that rhymes with -eel] of the Day

Over the weekend, no less than three people emailed me page 2 of an article about breakfast that appeared in the New York Times. I didn't read it so I'm not linking to it. Here's why: 1) I never eat breakfast and 2) my New Years Resolutions included a ban on all publications with "New York" in the title. (All I really need to know I learn on Gothamist, Largehearted Boy, Radar, and Nextbook.)

How come no one sent me the Big Boar Hunter story? I had to find out about it the hard way. On Netscape.