The $500 Bottle of Wine

Audience participation requires an audience, mostly. There are several workarounds, all of which involve the heavily-lean use of "obvious subtle irony" but I'm not nearly skilled enough to pull off a tightrape contradiction like that. With or without lip service receipts, I busted out HD image map technology for this one and at the very least I'm expecting a "yay for effort" commendation from the Haloscanian Relief Fund.


Here's a hike, click image to take it or believe it.