It ain't all Park Avenue, Man.

Darth Vader, a star turn as Robert Zimmerman. Fourth wall: Nico takes a break from Nick Rhodes or whatever the guy's name is from Duran Duran. And Jimmy Fallon, your thing is stuck on you like 90210 on Luke Perry; ain't no Chuck Wein gonna do anything about that. What else? VU, per usual. Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick: the drugs and the dirt of glamour, that kind of thing. Some punchline about L'eggs; a little Insidery Scoop. Real voicey-like. Jesus, I can't believe you people have to come up with twelve posts of played-out drivel like this every single day. Or that the new guy thinks that's where it's at. No wonder you take to the drink. Clearly, Gothamist's the way to go.