Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Oh, Contrarian!

Well that was the easiest 500 Linden bucks I've ever made. I didn't even have to blow a shirtless squatty guy milling about an otherwise empty casino. Sac, 99 and I made a bet last week on where fired Gawker editor Chris Mohney would land next. Valleywag was the obvious choice and while I usually side against conventional wisdom, there was too much steam on this one to make it a clap-trap. Daulerio wouldn't even give us a line on it. (And yeah, I suggested the idea to Nick and Lock so maybe I had insider knowledge. Unethical? Probably. Legal? In all states but two.)

99 learned to gamble from instructional videos he bought in college. He prefers early season home dogs in non-conference match-ups, but still, I was a little surprised when he picked Menu Pages. I mean, sure, the Gridskipper experience is somewhat relevant and Mohney certainly knows a crow pie from baby stabbed-in-the-back ribs but his jaw-inspiring column ideas would never flourish in an a la carte environment. (i.e., The Pickler - daily stories of customers who couldn't order their way out of a wet Chinese carry-out bag.)

Sac gets credit for doing his research and plotting the publishing points-of-exit of past Gawkerites to come up with a regression analysis that suggested two possibilities for The Moan: a gig being Radosh's intern or reviving Low Culture. Don't rule these out completely.
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