YM Nimfographics: Weight For It

Never forget, obvs.

I have near-firm confirmation that Ban Ki-moon, or a pneumatic hussy, reads YM daily. He appreciates our solemn approach to increasing awareness of international issues (we call it math-rock subterfuge, Mr. Secretary-General) and our dedication to the pillars of the UN:

1. security
2. development
3. human rights
4. blogging like fuck to make a difference

He might get us "A" series diplo-plates for our Vespas.