Gini and Juice: How the Sausages Make It with Each Other
The Bruiser: Oh, ps, nice graphic today. You better get hopping on that book deal. I was talking up a stats guy who might be useful. I'm going back to writing a post about fucking Judith Regan in an SS outfit.
The Loser: The book deal ran away from me (again) on Saturday night when my Bud Light charm (or was it the Hebrew Genesis?) took over. On the plus side, I did manage to play nice when meeting Maura who writes for Idolator and she confessed to being a big YM fan.
The Cruiser: You're fighting the good fight. Keep it up. Talented, successful people must be stopped.
The Bruiser: I keep hearing Hebrew Genesis as Parthenogenesis, which perfectly seems to describe your affect on women. You guys can have that one. It's free. Make a post about internal comms, and I'll make a smarmy art criticism joke that I immediately explain, because I either don't respect the intellect of my compatriots, or I'm that much of a wanker.
The Loser: Look out, death from below.
Click image to instigate.
UPDATE: Ben Popken of Consumerist (yes, that one!), a big fan of McDonald's and Worst Company in America poll-maker, added a comment to the egg-on-my-logo page. Try to find it!
The Loser: The book deal ran away from me (again) on Saturday night when my Bud Light charm (or was it the Hebrew Genesis?) took over. On the plus side, I did manage to play nice when meeting Maura who writes for Idolator and she confessed to being a big YM fan.
The Cruiser: You're fighting the good fight. Keep it up. Talented, successful people must be stopped.
The Bruiser: I keep hearing Hebrew Genesis as Parthenogenesis, which perfectly seems to describe your affect on women. You guys can have that one. It's free. Make a post about internal comms, and I'll make a smarmy art criticism joke that I immediately explain, because I either don't respect the intellect of my compatriots, or I'm that much of a wanker.
The Loser: Look out, death from below.
Click image to instigate.
UPDATE: Ben Popken of Consumerist (yes, that one!), a big fan of McDonald's and Worst Company in America poll-maker, added a comment to the egg-on-my-logo page. Try to find it!
