The Perfect Stormhoek

When Hugh MacLeod of Gaping Void fame said Stormhoek wine was now available at Best Cellars on Lexington (and 86th), I had to go since I pass the damn place everyday going home from work. (It's true, the obscene riches of the non-profit world afford me the luxury of taking a high-speed taxi up the FDR to the UES everyday, but I keep it real by slow-training the night commute.) I was a little disappointed that bottles with his cartoon labels weren't in stock yet, but at $12 a pop, I can draw my own and slap it on the side. I will drink this tonight in honor of my birthday and then, in a ritual as old as P2P technology, smash it over Dennis Crowley's head.