The Bible Rewrite Project Rewrite Project

Word on the street has it we don't fear the service-beat these days. Nor do we have any hesitation about leaning on precedents as illustrious as they are evident. And so we are pleased to introduce our handy translation of this week's Bible Rewrite Project. Because it's never too late to catch up on your bible studies. And you didn't read it anyways.

Lay on, you prince of New England. But beware the whiskey; it makes for evil companionship. Next round's on the new guy...