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The caption: This picture's like Clinton signing a Middle East peace deal on the lawn of the Rose Garden for Manhattan blogerati. Playing the role of Clinton tonight will be Davey G. Johnson, Yasser Arafat will be played by Gawker Media Managing Editor Lockhart Steele and Andrew Krucoff will play Yitzhak Rabin.

Talks broke down when I wouldn't give up the Golan in exchange for Julia Allison, a gym membership and 18 cases of Bud Light.