Thursday, May 24, 2007

BREAKING:
Young Manhattan To Host
The 2020 Summer Olympics,
Maybe


Young Manhattan is applying to host the 2020 Summer Olympics. The deadline for the bid is January 2009. The winning bid will be announced in the summer of 2013. Young Manhattan will be competing against the likes of Philadelphia and Detroit, so it is important that we put our best foot forward. Recommendations for events and/or medal categories should be submitted to The Fuzz at thisisthefuzz@gmail.com no later than the close of business on Friday, May 24. Events currently under consideration include Cubicle Fidgeting, Gawker Meta, Pseud and the Semi-Creative. Medal categories currently under consideration include an overdue haircut and The Lies A Grown Man Tells His Parents. We look forward to receiving your entries.

Post Value: Jenner, Bruce

UPDATE: Note from the Publisher/Mayor of Young Manhattan

I will do everything in my power to make this a reality.
-AK

Update Value: Old Navy $5 Gift Certificate
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