Ayatollah of Rock-n-Quota

"Around 2 o'clock, two tugs berthed here went down to help a bulk carrier with a load of fertilizer that was about a mile down the shipping channel," Gorman said. "As soon as the engines fired up, the whales skedaddled."
-SF Gate

Due to fine print and court-appointed attorneys, Sac's emails are now open source and mashable.

5/30, 1:31pm. My God, have you heard of this show? This is some of the funniest shit I've ever read. "Shatner's Bassoon" is the greatest pairing of words in the English language since I don't know what.

5/30, 1:19pm. Some good stuff here.

5/30, 12:03pm. This is highly interesting.

5/29, 12:48pm. Google is taking this maps thing to Borgesian levels.

5/29, 8:24am. I want a raise.