Monday, June 18, 2007

For H. Dub

Who: Malalai Joya and the Enemies of Happiness. Sorry I'm late. Democracy was a bitch.

What: Creative Zionism as transfusion, the olive trees are AB positive.

Where: New York Cares has invited me to a special party in Tribeca tonight for heroes. I'm much too modest to accept that designation but in a city without telephone booths, I advocate change in a bathroom.

When: Adam Stein is in the running for Glamour Jake? I don't know his platform but reformed shoplifters are some of the most trusted people in the world.

Why: Everything's Cool. (Make a reference to your vinyl collection.)


How: You Fell Down.
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