Wednesday, June 20, 2007

lastnightsbenefit: water

Just another night on the social charity circuit.


Lauren Bush: "What are you going to do - shoot me? Shoot me. I would pay you to shoot my family! I would consider it a blessing."


Iggy Pop: "They told me I was one of them, and I...the wine, chocolates, cigars, style...I swallowed it. I swallowed it, I swallowed all of it. And they handed me their shit. I have no history. I have no memory. I'm a fool."


General Jessica Stam: "I commanded no mascara!"


Jared Kushner: "I think if people see this footage, they'll say Oh, my God, that's horrible. And then they'll go on eating their dinners."


John Buffalo Mailer: "Many of you know influential people abroad, you must call these people. We must shame them into sending help."


Hotel Rwanda director Terry George, trying to auction off tickets to the Hamptons Social concert series for $15,000: "Anyone? No one? We'll personally introduce you to Prince! No? Screw you all, I'll keep them myself."
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