Blogging like it's 2003

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University of Zurich researchers have created a (nasal) spray that can relieve people of shyness, and help them socialise with others. The researchers say that the spray harnesses the powers of a feel-good hormone called oxytocin...

And here is the hilarity:You call it "oxytocin." We call it "cocaine."

Or: That sound you hear? It's the sound of half of NYC unrolling it's paper currency.

Or even: Oxytocin is a helluva drug.