Choose and lose

Young (Black) Manhattanite has been a huge success so far. The amount of world we've saved would fill up the state of Rhode Island with booze up to knee level, if Rhode Islanders actually had knees. (They don't, look it up.) By now, you're asking yourself, "Sure, the Y(B)M staff have led the way like virtual Jim Joneses, and I'm slurping down the Kool Aid as I type this into my computer machine, but what can I do?" Well, judging by the size of you, not a whole helluva lot. But you can do one thing. You can change the background and font colors for every website you visit by doing the following:

In Firefox:

Tools > Options... > Content > Colors

Now change the Font to gray and the Background to black.

In Internet Explorer:

Tools > Internet Options > General tab > Colors

Now change the Font to gray and the Backround to black.

In Safari:

I don't know, I'm on a work PC, but Steve Jobs is a dirty hippie, so there's probably a way to do it, and if you're using a Mac, you're a fucking nerd, so you already know how to do this.

There. I've just given you the tools to start saving the world. Make every site look just like Young (Black) Manhattanite. That's really what's important here.

Update: Fuck, Mysterious Flower is right. It don't make a damn bit of difference if you're a fancy pants LCD using motherfucker. But so what? Once you go black, you never go back. Right ladies?