Police on my back

Apparently the white man can't harrass his ex or drink on the roof of his Bushwick loft without the Polizei getting all up in his business. In the first case, this modern-day Papillon was questioned about a complaint filed by his ex and subsequently dragged to the Tombs because he had an outstanding warrant for a ticket he never paid. (The ticket in question: Riding a bicycle on the sidewalk. Who knew the cops actually bothered with those?) Lesson learned: Pay your tickets or risk spending 36 hours in jail with only a bagel, a cup of coffee, and a slice of pizza to tide you over. Now he grasps what the noble savages experience every day. This tyranny will not stand, brothers! Do you hear the people sing?

The second guy in question is crying because the cops came and took his beers away, all because some lousy church complained that he was throwing bottles at them or something, man. We can all relate.

My sympathies can extend only so far, however, because I have a bigger concern right now: the unjust persecution of Ed and Elaine Brown, a millionaire militia couple who refuse to pay their 1.9 mil in back taxes because, as any properly informed patriot knows, there's no law that says we have to pay federal income taxes.* The government doesn't want us to be free, though, so there's been this ongoing sorta-siege at the compound in Plainfield, NH. (New Hampshire, for those of you who don't know, is the Idaho/Montana of New England, a place where you can buy fireworks in hospital gift shops.) The chickens have come home to roost, people! We have another Waco on our hands.**

Those of you in the NY metro area might be wondering, "Why should I care? What does this have to do with me? Because they're coming for YOUR PIPE BOMBS too! (NB, JDL readers.) Look. If one white man isn't free, none of us are.

The Clash, White Riot

*And also: The Nazis want to kill everyone.
**BTW, I can't think of a better PR move than to invite Randy Weaver over for a brainstorming session.