SOOO WILD!!

I will never go into the wild. I have never camped overnight anywhere. Have never kayaked. Have never white water rafted. I fear snakes and bears. Wolves. Escaped animal prisoners from far away zoos. Bank robbers thirsty for hostages. Me, the best hostage. I've never fired a weapon/ a bazooka nor a 357 magnum. I've never thrown chinese stars at elm tree targets. I am the would-be greatest held captive mark. In the wide open woods?? Yes!!! So I shall never go to the woods to find my past, to live as I once did. To live so would be to die so. So my mind and lacking the grip of my own inner animal tell me. Not into the wild. Not into the wild. The wild is for certain ones, not the uncertain ones.
Lightbulb flash and swallow the pill! I've camped for fourty days and fourty nights! I am torrential downpour! I'm the lightning, I'm the flood. I'm the bank robber! The "bank" is a bee hive...see, I'm the great bear that understands that to get the honey is to keep the peace with it's creators. Honey taker, Rain Maker, I am the wild! I am the wild!
The bottom of the valley, looking upward- I purchase a used iBook G4 and call an 800 # for an ATM card.. my wild streak is further away from the woods and the bank robbers...
I will never bite into a mastodon.